Jun. 17 2021

reblog if you’re a lesbian who supports bi girls, a bi girl who supports lesbians, or if you want all wlw to have a nice day

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Sep. 23 2020

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seraphic-sapphic-safehaven:

seraphic-sapphic-safehaven:
In case this isn’t glaringly obvious by now:
White people do not and cannot experience racism and oppression on the basis of their skin color when they are the majority and the ones in power. Reverse racism is not real. Someone telling you that they bet you like casserole is not the same as Black and brown people getting gunned down in the streets for existing while Black/brown, Karen.
As with all my posts about racism, you’re encouraged to reblog this. Especially if you’re White.

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Jul. 14 2020

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Q

Anonymous asked:

let's both do TUMBLR SUMMER DIET { d o t } COM

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Jul. 10 2019

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reblog if ur bi, ur not biphobic, or ur best friend is a beautiful valid bisexual

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longlostwaywardsister:
Originally posted by redbeardace

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Jun. 6 2019

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randomqueens:

charmingcrescent:
mtohome:
sebsticles:
brownirisandcurls:
dmzenog:
lilzodiac:
autumnneedstostop:
phlying-squirrel:
that-duck-in-paris:
that-artgirl:
dangerbooze:
dad-monster:
prettyboyshyflizzy:
theanimangagirl:
myfriendscallmemaury:
uberfaenatic:
starkinglyhandsome:
cloudyobsession:
yourlocalpsychopath:
randomthingieshere:
abbysrwk:
paradoxsocks:
merlinsbearditsthedoctor:
gallifreyanprincess:
merlinsbearditsthedoctor:
pizzaforpresident:
why are people even questioning obesity in america
why is your tea liquidised?
….. Where exactly do you live that the tea isn’t liquid?!?
ENGLAND. WHERE IT IS IN A BAG AND YOU MAKE IT YOURSELF.
like what do you do with already liquid tea? Microwave it?
No it’s sweet tea you drink it cold
WHO DRINKS COLD TEA???
HAVE YOU NEVER HAD ICED/SWEET TEA BEFORE?!?
so i reblogged this from a british person and i’ve been laughing at their tags for 600 years
England, you stole tea from China. You’ve had it a mere 4 centuries compared to their 30+. Don’t play like you’re some kind of authority.
[skeletons ooh-ing]
Shots fired. World War Tea has officially begun.
#INTO THE HARBOR
Englad doesn’t own anything
except that time we owned most of the world
If I stop reblogging this, I’ve gone to the other side.
I have only seen this legendary post in screenshots, so today is a blessed day.
HAH
BOSTON TEA PARTY PART 2
HOLY HELL I FOUND IT
And this is why I love Tumblr
Drinking cold tea is like drinking cold hot chocolate. Sure, you *can* do it, but you *really shouldn’t*
Behold concerned Brit. Chocolate Milk
I only see this on pinterest omg….
Fun fact
Chocolate milk
Is not
HOT CHOCOLATE.
THE LEGEND SHALL LIVE ON
I find it funny that the post was originally about obesity with the advertisement of 40 pc nuggies. But, nope! It’s all about liquids and their temperature pureness.

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Feb. 1 2019

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ima-squirrel-blog:
“not taking chances
”

ima-squirrel-blog:

not taking chances

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Jan. 29 2019

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1000notes-submissions-blog:

bubbline:
Reblog in 30 minutes and all of your greams will come true
[Credits - Submitted by: cakinbookies to 1000notes.com]
Submit - What is this?

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Jan. 10 2019

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growlbadkitty:

hellomisterchairman:
To all of the blogs that I follow that feature adult content, this comes from my heart. I will miss you all.
Good luck and godspeed.
💋

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Dec. 12 2018

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techniciantraveller:
“ skylark-in-the-park:
“ deadniggastorageunit:
“ lyriciss:
“ Genius.
”
Oh god I am delirious….
”
Hahaha!
”
I’m laughing so hard I can’t breathe.
”

techniciantraveller:

skylark-in-the-park:
deadniggastorageunit:
lyriciss:
Genius.
Oh god I am delirious….
Hahaha!
I’m laughing so hard I can’t breathe.

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Nov. 28 2018

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isharaytaoshay:

goodguydashura:
the-mighty-birdy:
hong-meiling-official:
greenwithenby:
greenwithenby:
People who prefer hot weather: Snow and ice are a pain, and the cold is just kind of uncomfortable even when you wrap up, you know?
People who prefer cold weather: MY SKIN LITERALLY MELTS OFF EVERY SUMMER I AM A FUCKING HUMAN SOUP AS WE SPEAK
you wouldn’t believe how many people reblogged this to whine about hot weather in the tags.
too cold? put on another layer!
too hot? change into thinner clothes!
still too cold? put on another layer!
still too hot? uh, get naked I guess?
still too cold? put on another layer!
still too hot? Ţ̡̜̮̗̟̯͘ͅA̛͈͎̤͙̳̦̱̜̺̪K̢̻̥̥̥̪̙̜̩̗̼̤̻̻͖͍̜͈͉͠ͅE̟͕̩͔̪͓͔̥̦͇̣͇̳͕͉͜ͅ ̠̝̥̖̭̦̼́͝O̩̦͓̠͉̲̲̱̪̹̻̼̭̯͎͈̕͢F̷̸̢̛̙͇͔̜̙̮̗̲̤͇̯͡F̧̨̱̤̲̫͕͔̼̭͙̠̙͙̹̻ͅ ҉̫̠͓̙̠͔̕͜͠Y͡҉̴̘̭̬̳́O̶̶̧͚̞̣̯̩̫̜̩͉̤͎͖̖͟ͅU̶̵̺̠̪̘̱̮̮̙̻͈̣̦̭͠͝͞R̨҉̦̺͓̩̺͖̘̪̥̺͚̱͚͔̪͓̖̰ ̷̸̺͇̳͇̖̥̻̳͚̗̥͙̪̣́S̡̞̳͖̭̯͉̻̠͔̥̹̫̣̼̹͇͜K͏̧͍̪̗̖̜̫̙̱̫͈̟̝̮͈̻̺̯̟̠̀Į̧̙͙͔̠͖̟̕͝Ǹ͖͎̳͍̪̱̞͇̺̘̩͘͜͠
The cold is easily shut out, the heat is inescapable hell
THE TRUTH COMES OUT.
Avoidance techniques for the cold:
-more coats, fire, hot food and drink, stay inside, fuzzy sweaters, ear muffs, become a burrito
Avoidance techniques for heat:
-die, I guess.
FUCK. HEAT.

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Oct. 29 2018

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whihumph:

h0neycat:
jumpingjacktrash:
humans-of-pdx:
“This is my first cabbage! You know, a lot of times they’re kind of soft, but this one is solid! It’s going to be good eatin’!“
“What are you going to make with it?”
“Well, this one I’m giving to my parents. You have to give the first one away or you just spoil the whole spirit of gardening.”
always reblog cabbage lady
raise the happiness level of your entire dash
THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY EVERY TIME I SEE HER!!
She’s back!

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Oct. 6 2018

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infamous-webhead:

sweet-peasmedusa:
sweetpea-imagines:
laderdesders1:
fitmaree:
Can’t risk it
The duck of creativity. I waited so long for it.
I need creativity rn
Same.
I’m a writer, so…

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Oct. 3 2018

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covertlydesperado:

sapphicalienn:
christichris:
justhurtingalot:
Isn’t it weird how you can actually feel the pain in your chest and stomach when something really hurts your feelings
This is actually because it activates your vagus nerve! Basically your body goes “we are so upset! We must be injured! Where???? On the inside guts! Those are confusing and hard to differentiate!!! Confusing guts are hurt!”
Great! How do I uninstall it?
“great! how do i uninstall it?” carries the same vibe as “thanks! i hate it” but more ACTIONABLE bc we gettin our shit together in 2k18

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Sep. 22 2018

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